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Tuesday, 8 May 2018

Parenting 101

Parenting 101



When you have children there are lots of things no one really tells you and those Parenting classes tell about the birth but not what you will have to deal with and here are a few things.

1. It takes a toddler about 3 seconds to run to the cat litter tray and eat cat litter.
2. Cat food tastes better than cat litter but not as good as dog food.
3. They may Shart in the bath, you clean the bath refill it and they shart again. (may happen up to 4 times.)
4. You may have to pull solid turds out their butts because they are too tired from pushing.
5. They will wake up at 3am and play for an hour or 2 hours.
6. They may have had 2 breakfasts, 3 lunches and 2 dinners and still want whatever you are eating.
7. They pick up whatever you say very quickly so be careful of when you say.


Do you have any other pointers / advice.
Kind regards
Dale